Movie thread: THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING
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We start at the usual time but remember, this is a long movie, it is 4 hours and 10 minutes, be sure to have enough to drink.
orc armor > white knight armor
Couped
White color revolution!
burn the siege towers
Air power time. Mordor is America. Taliban victory North America 2024.
battlemage
Gandalf respect Peregrin now that he killed an Orc. Jej.
I like the uncut version with this failure at the gate first.
I HATE NIGGERS AND I HATE TURKS.
That is a very cool battering ram.
baste
>>1108429 #
To do anything about the niggers was impossible when I was there. Maybe there is a chance now after the 2020 coast to coast black lies matter riots but even then, burgers still worship niggers. And going back to the Fatherland I fear is even more hopeless. The first thing to do there is get burger out of the Fatherland by any means necessary and restore it to its proper role as the leader of Europe with the best military. So the only way to deal with niggers in America is to kill the Empire by going to the Fatherland first IMO.
>>1108434 #
Burgers don't understand that. One thing that faggy twitter guy showed was the jewish penetration into his version of the facist international's "deep state". Cernobitch is there hanging out with Flynn. America must be neutralized before action can be taken in Europe. We must strip away its imperail provinces first.
>minas morgul empties
>go up treacherous mountain path
>clearly a dead cave
what a retard frodo is.
>>1108432 #
>restore it to its proper role as the leader of Europe with the best military.
It literally is that already just with jews at the helm.
>>1108432 #
>America must be neutralized before action can be taken in Europe
>chinks and slavshits step in
>same fucking thing happens.
>>1108435 #
No, the one thing will happen that has never happened, Germany takes up the mantle of the ruler of Europe and beats back England, America, and the Russians. Shiki will just have to deal with it.
>>1108437 #
Jewtin must go.
>>1108436 #
Next thing you are going to say is jewxi must go as well. Yea obviously but that ain't happening.
>>1108438 #
China will implode when America implodes. They are tied to the hip. Notice how the beauracratic nations like England, China, the Jews, and now America are all tied to the hip? They will go down together.
>>1108440 #
Only because of the zogbots there. Get rid of the zogbots and Germany will be forced to reassert itself.
Germany's natural character will come back. Right now they are suppressed, depressed, oppressed, and repressed, all thanks to the English, whether UK types or American types.
>No, you can't take away my porn!
>jewxi boomerism
>doesn't realize putin is a literal jew
>strasser fantasies about germany instantly becoming a world leader the second america is gone
I hate this stupid fucking dyke scene so much
>>1108447 #
Just imagine cooming inside Eowyn.
I really do hate her arc though. She is a typical liberal woman, steals men's honor and marries the rich guy in the end.
>standing there in th emiddle of a bunch of men
>she is the literal niece of the king
>nobody says what the fuck are you and the manlet doing here
topjej jackson.
>>1108450 #
Most of those men are from the countryside and do not know her. For all they know she is Eomer's fuck wench.
>>1108448 #
She isn't that good looking. I would marry and impregnate but she isn't something to lust after.
>>1108453 #
>sounds like a woman
>makes stupid comments like a woman
>no one else has a squire
>if there are squires they are on their own fucking horses and not boys.
>Stand your ground
Baste Gandalf.
I want some armored battle trolls.
>Frodo got raped
>>1108466 #
Animal anime grills is borderline furry for me. And I hate furries.
>>1108467 #
What is this?
n'wahs btfo
Best part coming up!
Just when Gandalf believes all is lost here come Theoden!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>The power in the East
The Jews and China can be beaten.
Here come the Oliphants.
womyn time
>Merry
Don't lose your battle buddy.
I didn't know Eowyn killed the Orc General. Or I don't remember it. The additional scenes always throw me for a loop.
Don't cut the head of the hydra.
>Carries a 300lbs iron mace
How did you know I lift everyday?
ze negromancer
YASS QUEEEN!
cringe
Reported the movie to the cringe department
>Die Amerimutt
That negromancer horde works fast
>I go to Valhalla
What do our el-ites believe in?
>Niggers fighting over the loot
>Instantly start fighting over material goods
LOTR is NOT a metaphor at all.
>Sam commits a hate crime
Give me the shekel
>Aragorn enters the metaverse and goads Sauron
>I'll keep you warm baby
>Amerimutt fighting discipline
This is how WWII should have gone down, England and Germany marching on Russia together.
The way Frodo falls is how I imagine Shiki falling down.
cringe
>Israel vs the white race in the final battle
This will be us.
The is honestly the peak of western cinema. It was all downhill from here. What else is there once entire armies can be rendered on screen fighting each other in massive battles?
>The Englishman succumbed to the power of Israel in the end
and gollum looks like the coomer guy too.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Of course Mordor never existed
>There is no geological evidence it was ever there!
>Aragorn gives his speech from behind heavily armed men!
>t. Marx
Eowyn got her rich husband.
racemixing
Back to shikis home.
>Sam finally gets laid
Nice.
>Guca settlement 2030
and Tolkien wrote himself into Western Canon, a real achievement in these times. Thank you gucas for watching this. Hopefully we will have a more permanent home in the future if current matter can't be resolved.
