This is a pointless battle sequence Jackson put in to break up the slow middle part of the movie. I never liked the warg battle.

>>1099078 #
Modern capeshit really started with X-Men in 2000 but these movies, LOTR, have all the Marvel tropes before the MCU was a thing and it wasn't a thing until Avengers solidified it in 2012...10 years ago.

>>1099078 #
There was no warg part in the book. Re-read the book. The books are so much better.

>>1099073 #
Its the start of capeshit.
>>1099077 #
There wasn't a warg part in the book?

No one does community wide pilgrimages anymore it's such a shame. mexicans don't count

>>1099077 #
I honestly haven't read the books in a LONG time. Perhaps I should. Too much real shit to read though.

>>1099081 #
Re-read them. They are great.

Wormtongue revealing the secret! He is Isreal!

This movie was amazing in 2002. I saw the extended edition on the big screen in 2012 or so. It was amazing then too.

>>1099090 #
I saw this movie when it came out high on shrooms with no one in the theater. IT WAS AMAZING.

>>1099091 #
How is that possible people were going to see this in theaters like mad

>>1099092 #
What? Like mad what?

>>1099091 #
Probably.

>>1099095 #
Yeah and? I saw it 10 years ago in theaters too. It was great then. I bet I would love in theaters today. It was a special thing they did for the extended blu - ray release I think. I didn't care that I spent $15 on a ticket. It was fun.

>>1099094 #
It was a very popular movie in a time when people stll went to movies often. I'm surprised no one else was there.

>>1099092 #
It was during the day the tuesday after it came out or maybe the thursday.

>>1099099 #
That's fucking awesome

I LOVE THIS SCENE.

>THE GLORY

THIS IS THE GREATEST SCENE IN THIS MOVIE.

well fuck i missed it

they threw cate in there ok

Are Elves the metaphor of the English or British Empire?

I was getting aryan indian mystic vibes from the elves. old souls not really of the world anymore knowing shiki has to do what shiki has to do and that hitler is going to be attacked by the eye as the last free nation. this other guy she said fate cannot have take the ring or it'd be disastrous is like if hitler never rose and instead the world pinned its hopes on a civnat or classical liberal type. maybe neville chamberlain or hindenburg idk

Elven botes do not sink.

I want beer #5 so bad but no more.

This extended edition scene ruins the introduction of Denethor.

>DON'T TRUST A KNIFE EAR

>>1099100 #
Yea it was and I was tripping real hard when the orcs started marching on helmsdeep when aragorn sees them. I had to get up and walk around the theater from bugging too hard.

This whole crew is average af frodo has more important shit to do

>>1099127 #
Jej.

I can't believe how back loaded this movie is. We have an hour left and we aren't even at the battle of Helm's Deep yet. I remember the battle being a chapter in the book, kind of minor.

>>1099133 #
When the elves showed up to helms deep it ruined my trip. It made it too happy go lucky for me. I was expecting more desperation for the big Eomer gandalf rescue.

>>1099135 #
The Elves showing up is retarded and didn't happen in the book.

>>1099137 #
yea I know that is why it fucked with my trip. THis right here made me start tripping balls. Aragron seeing the army.

oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit orcs

Movies of this era had great scenery porn. The Bourne Identity did it great too. The modern day Tour de France television broadcast does this very well too.

>>1099145 #
Well shiki left.

>>1099144 #
Yes. The scenery should be a reminder that New Zealand needs to be liberated from the anglokikes.

>Eowyn was friendzoned because Aragorn loves elf-boi-pussy

>destroy the world of men
Das rayciss.

>women and children back into the caves
But they are as stronk as men!

>>1099150 #
tbh sauron and saruman should destroy the world of men. Look at it.

Coom inside Eowyn #d100 (24)
Let stronk woman fight Orcs #d100 (69)

>>1099159 #
I guess. I don't consider us whites men. We are aryans. We are already destroyed.

>>1099161 #
So we are the Elves then?

The last good men died with Hitler. The orcs won. We are watching an alternative timeline.

>>1099166 #
If you listen to a certain anon on this board you might find glory once again. But anons don't like him.

>>1099167 #
you can't be talking about that half a faggot shiki.

>>1099165 #
Nugus are most like elves yes magicfag hyperboreans. we have some Aragorn humans also.

>>1099168 #
God no. Try again.

>You're a child soldier now!

Anons don't 'dislike' shiki he is just like a little brother that needs to be reprimanded all the time lest he becomes a fucking homo. The only anon truly disliked is tesla.

>>1099173 #
This is true. I like Uly but Tesla is retarded.

>>1099170 #
berserkir?

>>1099177 #
No, I was talking about strasser. He has the right mentality at the very least.

>>1099178 #
lol hell yea

KNIFE EARS WERE NOT AT THE BATTLE OF HELM'S DEEP. THIS IS HACKSON INSERTING HIMSELF INTO TOLKIEN.

The battle has started!

Damn i remember this specifically as a kid the battle is here !

>>1099186 #
I'm not saying do it for her, but you gotta breed something.

This battle was started by an old man and pre-ejaculation.

It's a pretty big jej when the Orc war cry dance was clearly inspired by the Maori / polynesian war dance stuff. Das rayciss.

>>1099178 #
meh. He is too much about material bullshit.

>>1099194 #
But all the problems are caused by material bulshit.

>>1099196 #
Immigration from the gentile perspective is to increase consumption so taxes go up and "economic growth" goes up. The jews destroy white America in the process.

>>1099191 #
How? They literally do nothing but beat on the ground with their sarissas.

BOB AND WEAVE MANLET BOB AND WEAVE

>>1099195 #
I think his point is any hopeful figure you are suggesting will not produce results by harping on materialistic matters of numbers but moreso through the spirit. You need a divine inspiration, material combat follows.

>Orc looks liek the Olympic torch bearer
What does Jackson mean by this?

>>1099200 #
Destroying the materialists by their own materialism is a fitting punishment. We should suffer so we can properly rebuild. I think we are on the same page. I had too much to drink.

How bad will Amazon's LOTR show be?

I loved Legolas' trick shotting 20 years ago.

>>1099205 #
Every instance tonight where you thought oh shit how was this movie allowed to be made will disappear

>>1099206 #
What? Legolas' trick shotting and shield boarding are the crowd pleaser moments!

>>1099208 #
No the subtle rayciss parts. Stop drinking

>>1099209 #
I stopped at #4. Explain it too me.

>>1099210 #
The show will suck because they wil poz it. keep drinking

>>1099212 #
who plays Eowyn????

>>1099217 #
The LOTR show is set a long time before the movies IIRC.

INCEL POWER!

What if all the ent wives were killed somehow?

when the trees began to hate

This is the mossad drone division

See! Gandalf knows the future!

Remember, that Elizabeth Frasier sung the "Lmanet for Gandalf" in the Fellowship of the Rings. If that isn't confirming Chris' autism then I don't know what is.

BOY AM I SURE HAPPY TO SEE YOU

LINES

BROKEN

>ECOTERRORISM

>Eiki-sama has taken complete control of shiki

DO NOT GIVE MOSSAD THE ENCRYPTED DRIVE SHIKI DO NOT DO IT

There is a lot less Eowyn in this movie than I remember.

>>1099247 #
There's a shit ton

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE YOURE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

These men had honor to be honest.

>dude, weed, lmao

See, this ruins the ending!

>dutch master jew was hoarding all the weed jacking up prices

>>1099259 #
He did it with the grain prices.

This is what 500 years of British Isrealism does to a hobbit.

Thanks to anons for doing a 2nd bonus re-run movie night on Sunday! We are all now caught up for next Saturday's feature, The Return of the King.

well done enjoyed it