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「Meadhall #15- ~~Maybe this board wasn't the worst thing in the world.~~ Edition」

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This is a meadhall. Simp for thots and post 3d here. Also something about jews. That is all.
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I like your OC, please load a shotgun, put it in your mouth, pull the trigger and go straight to hellllllllllll
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>>462335 #
Stop being so gay, if you wrote that you have some skill just write white hetero stories.
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>>462397 #
It is very gay fanfiction. It's soyed to the max and original OC plz do NOT steal!
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>>462711 #
>drawing and presenting
I hope your slides are ready for presentation soon, the meeting with the supervisors is tomorrow!
>>462719 #>>462738 #
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>>462716 #
Fuck am I glad I don't work in an office doing boring shit like that all day.
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>>462719 #
Every monday. At least I don't need to make dull shit for them to gawk at and feel important.
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>>462716 #
I'm sure my supervisors will be ecstatic to see me when I come in to show them the work I've done. Hopefully they don't mind me giving them high velocity party favors for the occasion.
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>>462746 #
You definitely want to leave a lasting impression. People's livelihoods could be at stake!
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Alot of people would tell you to be loud and confident but I actually think the presentation should be everyone's focus. If you do it right nobody will even notice you.
>>462763 #>>462806 #
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>>462758 #
I think it matters of what it is you're doing and to what audience. If you're looking to impress your friends, be loud and proud. If you're looking to impress upon the rulers, slick and quiet and no fuss would be perfect. I don't think too many Rabbis would be very impressed if you went loud and were recognized for your accomplishment. I think you could be top of the list if you did it without a sound and no way of attributing credit, though. Even if you video'd it and posted it online anonymously, I think they'd even have a hard time there. Make sure to edit it so that you look good, though. Can't have a messup or anything like that filtering through.
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>>462758 #
Psyop your boss by sending him a copy of your powerpoint attatched to an email that says he requested it following your presentation, and then just never present it because he thinks you already did.
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>>462763 #
Sorta like winning the high scores in arcades and instead of leaving your initials, you spell ASS.
Classic.
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>>462827 #
TOP SCORES:
1. ASS
2. TIT
3. COK
4. CUM
5. BUT
6. VAG
7. TIM
8. DIK
9. 420
10. PEN
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>>462862 #
TIM is trying hard but he can't seem to beat the Top shitposters.
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>>461963 #
Hepius is momo, is shiki, is feline, is everyone else, all at the same time.
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>>463718 #
Fuck, spoil that shit, fucking disgusting
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>wake up
>thirsty
>stomach feels full after one gulp
>hungry
>food doesn't taste good anymore
>haven't eaten anything all day
>this has gone on for four days now
Did I catch the rona?
#8ball (Anta baka?)
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>>463740 #
No rash, no fever, I can smell just fine, although my nose is occasionally stuffy. I've had a pretty bad headache for this past week and the last four days my stomach has felt quite off. Like very much acidy, but not vomit. It feels like there's soda in my stomach and a ring clamped around my head, when neither is true!
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>>463767 #
No, the pine trees around me only drop pinecones, not so much the pollen.
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>>463768 #
Well take you some vitamins C and A. And have you been drinking enough water?
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>>463769 #
I take a multi vitamin every morning, I've been not able to drink much water as my stomach tells me it does not want it.
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>>463770 #
Oh so now your stomach is calling the shots? You need more water. You march right up to that stomach of yours and fucking waterboard it.
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>>463774 #
Nigger you know I'm a man. I asked you about the pine pollen. Grils don't into pollen.
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>>463777 #
I've had thots ask me about it. Also, I went on a date once with a gril and the forest we were walking through was dropping pine pollen and I did happen to collect some and eat it, then picking her up and carrying her for like a mile or so for fun. She liked it. Didn't work out, but was fun.
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>>463778 #
That sounds fun. Hopefully you're not dying of neurosyphilis. Go drink water.
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>>463781 #
It's not that I feel like I'll vomit, just that I feel full. Normally I'm a monster when it comes to water and food. Like I normally eat a large pizze by myself over the course of an hour or so and I'll probably go for seconds after. I can finish a chiotle burrito in 5 minutes and I'll probably have some of my friends as well. It's very weird to not feel hungry and feel bad at the same time.
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>>463782 #
When I go to the chipoodle I like to get the salad. Uly turned me on to it. What you do is you get double meat and make them put the peppers and onions and sour cream on it, then you hit them up for the tabasco bottles they foolishly leave laying around unprotected.
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>>463782 #
Even so, ginger, peppermint, other stuff are all great for the stomach.
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>>463786 #
Oh, you didn't say chipnoodle, which I read it as. I think I'll use that now.
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>>463787 #
Yeah it's just a clever way of pronouncing chipotle. I guess it's easy to misunderstand when you spell it out like that.
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Momo hasn't addressed any of our concerns or come back to continue that discussion we had but he's been really admirably hardnosed about banned everything lewd. I haven't seen a yuripost worse than two animu grils next to eachother in a while now. I can only attribute that to him actually cracking down on it. Lewds too. Even assclap has toed the line seemingly. A very strange development but really welcome. The board the last two day especially from what I've seen much more resembles the dynamic that made guca really great and special. I hope that encourages anons to come back and start posting again and I'm stoked that maybe after all of this momo is the one to do it. Really makes you think about assclap vouching for him.

Maybe that beaner kid ain't so bad after all. Been running a tight ship lately.
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you dumb nigg
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>>463781 #
Just chop up some ginger and brew it like a tea, add some lemon and cinnamon if you want it to taste even better besides fixing your stomachache.
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>>463968 #
Yes it was delicious. Though now that it's getting colder I'm brewing it hot more often.
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>>463977 #
Don't be jealous over something so simple to do, you can just go do it.
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>>463981 #
Why? To use as currency? Anyways the jars are like 3$ and they last forever unless you break them.
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>>463985 #
A boomer that used to be my neighbor gave it to me.
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>>463994 #
You can, green tea goes nicely with it. It's good enough on it's own though.
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The thing about cats is that they are so dumb. I wish you could have seen it.
I put the cat in a one arm hold she was defenseless against. I am the champion cat wrastler. The key is to control the faceparts. Then catto is defenseless.
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>>463998 #
No because I had to shave some shit out of her fur this year and her coat hasn't recovered. I'm gonna give it a year and if her topcoat doesn't come back she's getting the final haircut and becoming a lion(male) for the rest of her days
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Not like patchy would come here and see this but I'm sorry about shitting up the board with my gf like that just now. It shouldn't have happened but anons were literally just calling her names and she came around to politely ask them to stop.She's a real sweety. It shouldn't happen again but that would be ensured by anons simply coming here if they want to talk about her, where she can ban. As well as I.
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I didn't realize everyone would get so upset at my reddit tier banter
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>>464007 #
/xomy/ is open again. Hopefully he seen my post here and knows that was an unintentional but funny clusterfuck. She even posted with her name from date night. Adorable
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>>464008 #
Wait did he actually lock the board? WEW. I was wondering why no one was posting for the last little while.
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>>464009 #
Yeah but you can't really blame him. That was a full teslapocalypse scenario.
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>>464012 #
Well I had already gotten bored of making dumb injun/breast puns by the time the bans hit so I really think it would have stopped without him locking everyone down.
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>>464015 #
I can't believe that my shitpost about Patchy being a r/a/dio DJ turned out to be correct.
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>>464016 #
Try posting music during "Weeb hours" ™ and see how right you were. Dude has dumb anime music on tap.
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>>464017 #
He has to counter your boomer music with the opposite extreme. On a less openly racist board the counter would be mumble rap but here it's weebery.
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>>464020 #
Whatever his motivations the impact of his meidoship has been lewdposting and yuri. Plus I mostly post filk
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Hey assclap how do you pronounce Lt. Surge?
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Забанен 'CartoonsizGay' НА 7 ДНЕЙ ЗА "Faggot"
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Can we get some opinions on anon fingering his flipnigger cousin when he was nine? He said he was swinging for the fences and everything. Personally I think childhood sexual experiences are all bad, even if anon never touched bussy since, perhaps moreso.
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>>464062 #
I want to revoke my right to a jury trial and request a Bench Trial.

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