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「Meadhall #9- Return of Spamnigger edition」

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Look a nice clean board. Hopefully everyone else was eating dinner when that happened too.
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>>189262 #
Wiser too. A little swedish fish and a big cardboard box, a stick and a string. Bam
>>189264 #
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>>189272 #
I can put back a bottle of high quality whiskey and still find my way out of your SAW inspired murder cage. It has to be at least a handle. And a pack of smokes.
>>189274 #
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>>189273 #
SAW is not an inspiration of mine I would never hurt someone just spook them. You'd be spooked and wouldnt leave just from that.
>>189275 #
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>>189275 #
Just wait for when you're least expecting a jump scare and ill get you then ill steal sweet catto.
>>189278 #
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>>189276 #
I apologize in advance for punching you, but really you shouldn't sneak up on a guy like that.
>>189279 #
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>>189278 #
You are so slow your punch would be clocking back by the time I got over to the side door and vamoosed.
>>189282 #
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>>189279 #
That's all part of my strategy. I hooked a capacitor to the door after you snuck in. Enjoy your spoopy zap when you least expected it!
>>189284 #
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>>189282 #
Using science is also cheating, no food or science to keep it fair and totally not uneven. I can kick doors in unlike some people
>>189285 #
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>>189285 #
Oh thats preddy neat, id like to do that with something thats better than a credit card or get lucky with a bobby pin.
>>189290 #
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>>189286 #
I actually lost one of the keys to my trailer last year and anon had the other one, so I got drunk, fashioned a lock pick from a sawzall blade, and learned to pick locks
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>>189290 #
Thats a good way to learn a skill, through sheer necessity. I need to get locked out of a gun safe and find myself in front of a bear or something.
>>189295 #
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>>189294 #
I thought you were gonna say through whiskey. I guess both are accurate.
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>>189298 #
It helped plenty. I guess my motivation was checking on the damn cat though, so I wasn't about to do anything else until I got into the fucking thing.

Only took like, 45 minutes from start to finish though. Locks are actually pretty dumb it turns out.
>>189301 #
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About last night, I'm still working on my email but it was amazing, I woke up feeling the same way and it took about an hour to fully subside. I felt no toothache until it did.
>>189308 #
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>>189304 #
Its no rush trust me I wish I had a way to make the pain disappear forever. Ill keep sending that diabetic sug your way aiming away from your teeth.
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>>189314 #
I am thinking of baking something tomorrow after our talk too, I need to work on some recipes for it. Have you ever had rubarb?
>>189321 #
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>>189317 #
No I can't say I have. Are you seriously making a pie? Stop I can't handle how awesome you are
>>189322 #
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>>189321 #
Yeah why not? I told you pies great you shouldnt deny yourself it all year.
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>>189322 #
You're the best. I never bother to give myself anything sweet, except like, apple juice, the sparkling kind if it catches my eye at the store, but it's too easy to put back an entire bottle of sparkling cider with dinner.
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>>189324 #
I love sweets but I am not supposed to have them so I make stuff like baked apples with cinnamon and a vanilla scoop or candied apricot and pineapple.
>>189329 #
It was okay but im not done, Im procrastinating and was supposed to do something 20 minutes ago but Id rather post with you.
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>>189338 #
Yeah then you're dead looking up at the pearly gates wondering "Ah geez if only I was not such a jerk to sweet mitaka ki." I blame you tbh.
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>>189339 #
It's a small price to pay. What's the alternative? Being nice to you? People would think we're gay
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>>189334 #
No no never do that no homos here we kill queermos. I unironically love you as a not gay human to another not gay human. Is that gay? I hope not
>>189346 #
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>>189348 #
I'm literally the coolest person you've ever met. I challenge you to ever meet someone cooler than me.
>>189351 #
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>>189349 #
Ive met gas station attendants cooler than you tbh. Some of them even let me walk out with slushies for nothing.
>>189354 #
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>>189351 #
Gas station guys love me. I bet they'd rather hang out with me than you.
Slushies? Pleb. I get free burritos on the regular.
>>189355 #
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>>189355 #
They're OK, lots of unneccessary carbs but no worse than the spaghetti I've been eating on the last three days. Also they're not microwave ones they're the foil wrapped ones that get shipped out at noon from god knows where.
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>>189359 #
Thats not better but sure okay slushies are superior will you be awake for a bit? My joke of a job is demanding me for a little . <3 i love you mitiblo ki. Feel better while Im gone.
>>189365 #
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>>189364 #
Of course mitaka ki. Go do life things and I'll be here when you get back so we can go to the astral together. I might even finally find words for this email.
I can't read cancelposts and type at the same time dingus.
>>189443 #
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>>189443 #
I'm not a fan of waiting but I can wait for things that are really great
>>189449 #
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>>189447 #
Ah geez my love, will you join me? I would love to see luggo and you aren't too bad yerself <3
>>189451 #
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>>189449 #
I was talking about the song tbh. Lets hang out for a minute I just lit this smoke.
>>189452 #
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>>189451 #
Jej. You better be careful sucking on those you might get air in your gums, I think. That might be a myth but it might not.
>>189453 #
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>>189452 #
That's the whole point of the cigarette. Air is gross I never use the stuff, just cigarettes.
>>189455 #
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>>189453 #
Omg you must walk with a cloud around you just creating its own weather and ecosystem around your head.
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>>189455 #
And then I filter the smoke cloud through a cigarette for maximum purity
>>189458 #
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>>189456 #
You should really take up a corn pipe its cool and you use real tabacci. The added chemicals in those sticks are not good and I dont like cancer so stop it.
>>189459 #
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>>189458 #
A pipe is a great way to smoke but it's too much effort as much as I smoke. Once I've got a wife and kids to not die of lung cancer for I'll probably revisit the issue.
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>>189459 #
You will have stage 2 gross lung by then at this rate but I understand. You deserve to not get sick and sometimes new ways of doing the same thing get easier with time. Who knows.
>>189463 #
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>>189461 #
Yeah who knows. So I assume you layed out the circuits with a dart board as usual?
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>>189463 #
Rude tbh, I work hard at doing nothing okies? Id draw you the best picture you couldnt read of your life.
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>>189464 #
I could so read it. I even learned a bunch of HVAC and plumbing symbols for when I've got the luxury of a full set of plans. After watching a bunch of jobs go to shit because we ran our racks or whatever right where the jeezeless duct goes.
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>>189466 #
I am low key berry impressed you can read. Lol you follow those lines and you dont question what you are reading. Thats how it works.
>>189471 #
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>>189467 #
Uh you realize that the lines you draw for me are entirely meaningless right? You just tell me what goes where I figure out how it gets there.
>>189473 #
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>>189471 #
You hamfist your way around carefully thought out and crafted rooms. If I had you doing anything and you did your McGyver stuff Id go down and give you a serious Hey! followed by Knock it off!
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>>189473 #
More like followed by Wow what a good idea I never would have thought of that! Here's a bottle of whiskey and the rest of the day off let's go to the park and argue about clouds
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>>189474 #
Actually you are spookily accurate but Id never say you had a good idea its grrrreat jej
>>189476 #
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>>189476 #
Omg what is this! Dammit mitiblo ki you are forcing me to stay up and do drugs to not fall asleep but they kinda make me a lil sleepy but also not. You are a monster.
>>189478 #
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>>189477 #
We'll go to bed after this I promise. This won't be one of our late nights of bantering back and forth for hours and hours.
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>>189481 #
I don't smoke in the trailer. I smoke and drink in the backseat of my car. Once I have the motorhome though I'm sealing off the bedroom and smoking and drinking in the main livingspace. I'll build a high voltage ionizer to clean the smoke out of the air though.
>>189483 #
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>>189482 #
Thats so considerate of you mitiblo ki, thats going to be a nice upgrade of space to stretch and relax. You can build that? Thats like the dyson air filters but not made by a kike.
>>189487 #
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>>189483 #
You're always so impressed with what I can do. One day you'll just realize that I can do anything with enough whiskey.
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>>189487 #
Its cool that you make stuff I only draw things, I already know that silly but you dont need the whiskey you have an unnatural gift its not fair and you are hording it.
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>>189491 #
I will need to think of something, ill try to see it in the Astral maybe we will find a way to make a weapon to actually get things done ie. murder God
>>189493 #
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>>189492 #
You're a woman after my own heart, in more ways than one. But I mean I'd like to make something nice for you here. In this fallen place. So you have something to touch.
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>>189493 #
I told you you dont have to do anything for me Well I will really have to think on that then, I will say that I think I have something tangible already <3
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>>189494 #
Say no more. Funny that this is how such a thing finally actually happens lel
>>189498 #
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>>189497 #
It doesnt have to manifest in this Hellscape I have one already right in my heart I want to make you more than pie that only I get to eat.
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>>189498 #
I want to eat your pie. And manifest your little wooden Hitler in this hellscape in defiance of the blind creator.
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>>189500 #
Boysenbery or pumpkin? I wasnt sure which was better. Oh my going for something new? In pie territory thats called adventerous. I will kill you with sugar mitiblo ki dont let me.
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>>189504 #
Ah geez you are killing me please tell me you're done smoking so I can go into the Astral already. I will destroy your ribs with my mitts. <3 I love you too mitiblo ki, feel better and I cant wait to find you both
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>>189505 #
I was gonna burn another just to prolong this but I guess that the astral is actually better. I love you mitaka ki. I can't wait to see you again.
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>>189505 #
We'll be where you left us. I tried talking to luggo about not wandering off but you know how he is.
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>>189509 #
Bullish? Stubborn? Going to do what he wants because he knows it all? Hmm. I love him so much he reminds me of someone I love just the same. Good night my love.
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>>189510 #
Whoever that is sounds like a real jerk. If you want me to beat him up for you just say the word.
OK enough banter we'll see you presently.
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>>189773 #
Lol should have finished the job tbh.

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